Funny Happy Mothers Day Quotes, 2015, Collection, Sms, Watsapp, Facebook

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Funny Happy Mothers Day Quotes, 2015, Collection, Sms, Watsapp, Facebook

“A $mall boy !$ $ent to bed by h!$ mother…
[F!ve m!nute$ later] 
“Mom…” 
“What?” 
“!’m th!r$ty. ©an you br!ng me a gla$$ of water?” 
“No. You had your ©han©e. L!ght$ out.” 
[F!ve m!nute$ later] 
“Mom…” 
“WHAT?” 
“!’m TH!R$TY…©an ! have a gla$$ of water??” 
“! told you NO! !f you a$k aga!n !’ll have to $pank you!!” 
[F!ve m!nute$ later] 
“Mommm…” 
“WHAT??!!” 
“When you ©ome !n to $pank me, ©an you br!ng me a gla$$ of water?”

The adv!©e your $on reje©ted !$ now be!ng g!ven by h!m to your grand$on.Work!ng mother$ are gu!nea p!g$ !n a $©!ent!f!© exper!ment to $how that $leep !$ not ne©e$$ary to human l!fe.Parent$ often talk about the younger generat!on$ a$ !f they d!dn’t have anyth!ng to do w!th !t.

“For week$ a $!x-year old lad kept tell!ng h!$ f!r$t-grade tea©her about the baby brother or $!$ter that wa$ expe©ted at h!$ hou$e.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movement$ of the unborn ©h!ld. The $!x-year old wa$ obv!ou$ly !mpre$$ed, but made no ©omment. Furthermore, he $topped tell!ng h!$ tea©her about the !mpend!ng event. 

The tea©her f!nally $at the boy on her lap and $a!d, “Tommy, whatever ha$ be©ome of that baby brother or $!$ter you were expe©t!ng at home?” 

Tommy bur$t !nto tear$ and ©onfe$$ed, “! th!nk Mommy ate !t!” 

“One early morn!ng, a lady went !n to wake up her $on. “Wake up, $on. !t’$ t!me to go to $©hool!”
$on: “But why Mom? ! don’t want to go.”
Mom: “G!ve me two rea$on$ why you don’t want to go.”
$on: “Well, the k!d$ hate me for one, and the tea©her$ hate me, too!”
Mom: “Oh, that’$ no rea$on to not to go to $©hool. ©ome on now and get ready.”
$on: “G!ve me two rea$on$ why ! $hould go to $©hool.”
Mom: “Well, for one, you’re 52 year$ old. And for another, you’re the Pr!n©!pal!”

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